YES
Kerry Washington in Miu Miu // Nicole Richie in Naeem Khan // Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Couture //
Kelly Osbourne in Zac Posen // Salma Hayek in Gucci Premiére // Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad // Shaun Robinson in Pamella Roland // Naomi Watts in Zac Posen // Jennifer Garner in Vivienne Westwood // Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen // Emily Blunt in Michael Kors // Jessica Alba in Oscar de la Renta
1: Lucy Liu in Carolina Herrera --- Do I need to even comment on this catastrophe? She looks like she's wearing my Grandmother's sofa...
2: Halle Berry in Atelier Versace --- NOOOO Halle what were you thinking? I've seen 500 versions of this at my redneck high school prom. I just don't understand.
3: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Saint Laurent --- Rosie looks like she should also be carrying a whip and walking into Christian Grey's freaky bondage room
4: Taylor Swift in Donna Karan --- Where 90s Prom meets Mother of the Bride. The combination of the fabric, the color, and the weird straps looks so old to me. I googled "90s prom dress" to provide an example and, not kidding, this dress actually showed up...
5: Marion Cotillard in Dior Couture --- The main issue I have with this look is those SHOES. Y'all they are just completely the wrong color. And even if they were the right color, who needs shoes that exactly match their dress anyway? This dress presented an opportunity to show off some awesome shoes and that was not accomplished!
6: Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein --- WHAT is going on with the fit of this dress?! That is all. Her boobs look like they're ready to touch her kneecaps!!
7: NeNe Leakes in Carolina Herrera --- For a woman who claims to be the fiercest diva to walk the Earth, this dress is anything but fierce. Come on, NeNe, you can do so much better. But I do appreciate your efforts to look classy and put together. Let's find a happy medium between ghetto fabulous and frumpy...
8: Sienna Miller in Erdem --- This dress could be great, but between the silhouette and the floral appliques, it really just looks kind of childish to me. It isn't THAT terrible, though.
9: Debra Messing in Donna Karan --- This dress just has too much going on but is boring at the same time... I'm confused, really.
10: Rachel Weisz in Louis Vuitton --- This dress just looks cheap to me. I think I saw one similar in the junior's section of TJ Maxx...
11: Emma Roberts in Maria Lucia --- I think Emma forgot to put her actual dress on and went to the Golden Globes in her slip...
12: Alyssa Milano in Ports 1961 --- Once again, what is going on with the fit of this dress? It is entirely too big? She is SO unflattered. I know there is a skinny person under that dress.
Black, White & Red All Over
Apparently only a choice few missed the "Wear red, black, or white to the Golden Globes" memo.... the entire event was COVERED in the colors of my alma mater (go dawgs). But obviously these colors are working for all parties involved because most of these dresses were the best of the night.
RED: Jennifer Lawrence // Zooey Deschanel // Marion Cotillard // Naomi Watts
BLACK: Eva Longoria // Rosie Huntington-Whiteley // Debra Messing // Katherine McPhee // Emily Deschanel // Salma Hayek // Nicole Kidman // Rachel Weisz // Kate Hudson // Adele // Kristen Wiig // Tina Fey
WHITE: Isla Fisher // Julianne Hough // Amanda Seyfried // Kerry Washington // Jennifer Lopez // Anne Hathaway // Amy Adams // Lea Michele // Hayden Panettiere // Megan Fox // Heidi Klum // Michelle Dockery // Connie Britton
CANNOT WAIT to continue this exciting game of "decide which celebrity had great/terrible taste" again at the next awards show!!
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